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Started lifting weights today for the first time since the
Started lifting weights today for the first time since the stroke.. Would someone like to tell me who the sideways-penis-fart is that made each pound ...

My deodorant may give me Alzheimers?!? WTF are they ALLOWED to put
My deodorant may give me Alzheimers?!? WTF are they ALLOWED to put in the deodorant that its going to give me Alzheimers?!? Theres some traveling to b...

Q - Know what I can NOT do?? A - Flip an egg or anything cooking
Q - Know what I can NOT do?? A - Flip an egg or anything cooking wise for sh*t with my left hand.. Stroke has nothing to do with it.. Never fu*king co...

2 Fast 2 Furious. When I see that listed on the TVs guide as to
2 Fast 2 Furious. When I see that listed on the TVs guide as to what is coming on next, I am risking injury on how quickly I try to change the channel...

I am truly an impatient sh*tnugget.... I know that I am luckier
I am truly an impatient sh*tnugget.... I know that I am luckier than a horse shoe shoved up a leprechauns arse while he rides a unicorn through a fiel...