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When I was younger we lived in Washington State, my dad was in the
When I was younger we lived in Washington State, my dad was in the Army. I must have been about five or so, I remember being fast asleep when my mom n...

Phone call today: Customer: I need to see who caused this
Phone call today: Customer: I need to see who caused this overage on my phone. Me: on your minutes right? Customer: Yeah, Check each line. I have a...

Was at Books-A-Million purchasing a magazine, the guy at the
Was at Books-A-Million purchasing a magazine, the guy at the register was dressed like a cross between Brad Pitt in Interview With A Vampire and the g...

So a year and a half ago Doctor Octopus took over Peter Parkers
So a year and a half ago Doctor Octopus took over Peter Parkers body and trapped Pete in Ottos broken, dying body and once the body gave up Peter died...

After the debacle that was my top ten disney songs, i have
After the debacle that was my top ten disney songs, i have carefully looked over this list, and this list is solid. this is my top ten favorite animat...

So at work on Monday we had a few minutes between calls(this has
So at work on Monday we had a few minutes between calls(this has to be one of the signs of The End TImes) and we were discussing summer movies, i was ...

Nan texted me yesterday morning, i only get the tail end about
Nan texted me yesterday morning, i only get the tail end about hanging out, and i agree. Thinking it would just be the two of us. He, his wife, and be...

I tried a hot pocket for the first time in my life tonight. My
I tried a hot pocket for the first time in my life tonight. My roommate David has been hyped up by the commericals for the new Hot Pockets, so he boug...

One of the greatest joys I have at the grocery store is reving the
One of the greatest joys I have at the grocery store is reving the grocery cart handle bars like a motorcycle. Sometimes ill even make some motorcycl...