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One day in a tavern, a sailor and a pirate were comparing stories
One day in a tavern, a sailor and a pirate were comparing stories of their adventures. The pirate had a peg leg, one hook for a hand and an eye patch....

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He has two
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He has two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, “What’s in the bags?�...

A Cajun named Jean Paul moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an
A Cajun named Jean Paul moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The...

A man goes into a cafe and sits down. A waitress comes to take his
A man goes into a cafe and sits down. A waitress comes to take his order, and he asks her, “What’s the special of the day?” “Chili,” she say...

Three guys are convicted of a very serious crime, and they’re
Three guys are convicted of a very serious crime, and they’re all sentenced to twenty years in solitary confinement. They’re each allowed one th...

A man called his law firm and asked the receptionist if he could
A man called his law firm and asked the receptionist if he could speak to his lawyer, Mr. Smith. She replied that she was sorry, but his lawyer was ...

Two tourists were traveling through Louisiana. As they approached
Two tourists were traveling through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town’s name. T...