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‘I can’t find the control to the electric blanket, it’s up
‘I can’t find the control to the electric blanket, it’s up too high,’ I sobbed. That’s when I woke up, scared that I actually said that out ...

OK, so I am leaving to pick up my wife, right? She is the camera
OK, so I am leaving to pick up my wife, right? She is the camera person at church tonight and I have the car! So, an HOUR beforehand, I start getting ...

Gotta be honest, but THIS song USED to scare the doodie outta me!
Gotta be honest, but THIS song USED to scare the doodie outta me! Know why? One year, summer at MDeas house in the projects, someones unit burned down...

Scared my poor wife last night as we were preparing to go to bed.
Scared my poor wife last night as we were preparing to go to bed. I was stepping over a stool thingy, no big, I had a hand in a stable back of a stabl...