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A woman was cleaning her attic with her cat by her side for
A woman was cleaning her attic with her cat by her side for company. Amongst the boxes and old papers she found a little lamp. She picked it up and wi...

A little old guy is walking around in a supermarket calling out,
A little old guy is walking around in a supermarket calling out, Crisco, Crissssssscoooo! Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, Sir, the Cris...

Maria had just got married and being a traditional Italian, she
Maria had just got married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mothers house, she was ne...

A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was
A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thought it was too cold. If one sai...

Big Dee was working at the zoo one summer. While cleaning the back
Big Dee was working at the zoo one summer. While cleaning the back of the gorilla’s cage, a gust of wind swept some dust into his eye. As Big Dee ru...

One day a Blonde was going down the road in her car when she sees
One day a Blonde was going down the road in her car when she sees a car accident. She comes to a stop 2 miles down the road because she hit the gas in...