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A lot of people ask me if Xmas loses its magic as you get
A lot of people ask me if Xmas loses its magic as you get older...well we still put the tree up..and enjoy pigs in blankets......it loses its magic be...

Landlady has gone off to play darts for her ladies darts
Landlady has gone off to play darts for her ladies darts team....bunch of lesbians if i am honest....she never plays darts on a Tuesday...we always pl...

Bit of a different departure for me and the landlady this
Bit of a different departure for me and the landlady this evening....dogging car park is waterlogged so we are going to the spiritualist church to lis...

No excuse for you girls not getting whistled at today, its an
No excuse for you girls not getting whistled at today, its an absolute scorcher out there...so fish out your shortest skirt and low cut tops....even i...

Calm down Oscar weve all broke down in court lad.....now pick
Calm down Oscar weve all broke down in court lad.....now pick yourself up and try and say in your own words why it is you shot your girlfriend through...

If you list sat in a cinema on a Friday night in Crawley with your
If you list sat in a cinema on a Friday night in Crawley with your packed lunch from poundland and a can of shandy bass as the highlight of your week ...