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The Talking Centipede - Patience The former soldier was
The Talking Centipede - Patience The former soldier was very impatient and his shrink recommended he buy a pet to learn how to be more patient a...

A Perfect Day at Rutherford Beach 1966 Best Laid Plans I
A Perfect Day at Rutherford Beach 1966 Best Laid Plans I was 16 yrs. old and, my best bud was Tommy Thornton. It was pretty early on a Saturday ...

Lil Johnny at the Bank Lil Johnnys mother took her 5 year old son
Lil Johnny at the Bank Lil Johnnys mother took her 5 year old son with her to the bank on a busy Friday. They were in line behind a rather obese lady ...

A successful Texas rancher died and left everything to his devoted
A successful Texas rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew...

PUT YOU FINGERS RAT HERE.. It was opening day of duck season
PUT YOU FINGERS RAT HERE.. It was opening day of duck season and T - June was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he decided to take a...

Burying the bone I had a friend over yesterday; we had a few
Burying the bone I had a friend over yesterday; we had a few beers, listened to some Motown ....then Percy Sledge and Otis Redding. Next, we drank a...

I wrote this yesterday while in line at an ATM...
I wrote this yesterday while in line at an ATM... MALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to the cash ma...

I was talking with a Mexican friend yesterday and we were sharing
I was talking with a Mexican friend yesterday and we were sharing stories of days gone by...I shared this one with him. And in My Friend Horaces honor...