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Up until 2 minutes ago, Andrew & I were being held hostage in the
Up until 2 minutes ago, Andrew & I were being held hostage in the living room via stare down by a long legged fellow I (playing it cool) referred to a...

Starting off Monday morning with the CASE OF THE MISSING CUPCAKES.
Starting off Monday morning with the CASE OF THE MISSING CUPCAKES. This is the debut of my newest hire, Special Agent Interrogator Doug. She wont tal...

Brock has a spot on top of her head the size of a half dollar
Brock has a spot on top of her head the size of a half dollar where her short black hair has dry matted. Its syrup from 2 mornings ago. She knows it...

*I just told the boys this story & they enjoyed it, so perhaps you
*I just told the boys this story & they enjoyed it, so perhaps you will too.* (The topic of lying *for no real reason* & thus our childhood stories ju...

My favorite band has announced that they are headed on tour for
My favorite band has announced that they are headed on tour for 2015. I scoured the list to determine how far I would need to travel this time: Atlan...

So... When my husband mows the lawn... about halfway through, I
So... When my husband mows the lawn... about halfway through, I bring him a cold Mountain Dew & 2 glasses of water. Yes... he has to drink both glasse...

Dumb, dumb, DUMB. Like Im some kind of 18 year old, straight out
Dumb, dumb, DUMB. Like Im some kind of 18 year old, straight out of high school, running around with a snotty nose & some kind of communicable disease...