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So........terday av bin a model......YEP...... Modelling me new
So........terday av bin a model......YEP...... Modelling me new coit fer yer all...... Whadda yer fink..... Mind yo... I cant get me breath.... Me Mam...

Ree-sult....... Grumpys back An it wer the best scrambly egg and
Ree-sult....... Grumpys back An it wer the best scrambly egg and cheese........ever. Just love that treat wen sumdys badly...... Cor, I nearly choked ...

Mornin all. MAM here...... Although Im away Ive been keeping a
Mornin all. MAM here...... Although Im away Ive been keeping a close eye on that Ralfi, him and the Chus are in good hands at home with auntie Yvon...

Hiya ..... So.....after a week wi Owr Josh.. its nearly time ter
Hiya ..... So.....after a week wi Owr Josh.. its nearly time ter say goodbye...... Im gonna miss him....... me eyes are leaking finking abart him gooi...

Haha...Oooh heck. Haha Yerll never guess what..... Me Mams not
Haha...Oooh heck. Haha Yerll never guess what..... Me Mams not gor any medson...... an then horror on horrors, she called in Tesco an they ant gor any...

Hey up... Am back... Way its been a reit busy day terday.....me
Hey up... Am back... Way its been a reit busy day terday.....me Mams ont medson... Joshs busy chowing her slipper while shes not looking...... Ive pu...

Yer kno, Josh has a story......its a sad story anall.... Hes
Yer kno, Josh has a story......its a sad story anall.... Hes feeling a bit lonely wiout Jack, so we hoping that his new Mam an Dad come an meet him so...

So ...just befoor I retire, Ill tell yer abart last neet.... It
So ...just befoor I retire, Ill tell yer abart last neet.... It wer like this..... We all troops owtside fert toilet. (Not me Mam an Dad tho.....haha...

Yoo hoo..... Buddy wind an rain.....Eh.? Me Mams delayed a bit
Yoo hoo..... Buddy wind an rain.....Eh.? Me Mams delayed a bit cos sumdy wer taken Ill ont ship an they had ter divert ter Spain fer em ter goo tert o...